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"CAN THE IHUNT TEAM STILL SEE EVERYTHING ENTERED???" — Steampunk_Sam (RGBeeGees) for From the Shadows

Yes, yes we can. And so we thought we'd bring you some of our favourite guesses from the iHunt at i61.

In total, there were 9635 guesses, (of which 77 were trying the transmission content from the finale!) The person who guessed the most was Manituo with 485 guesses, and the team which guessed the most was The Pieces of Shmitt with 850 guesses - representing 5% and 9% of the total guesses each! JGBrock178, who came fourth on a solo team, made more guesses on his own than the entire team of Saor Gamers, who came second.

"sir lampy mclampface" — Tarrenam (XW) for Hunt the Sailors

I'm not sure which lamp that referred to.

"The community team area is about 95 miles away. :(" — Dataforce for Hunt the Sailors

That's your fault for not coming to the LAN >:(

"cock semaphore" — Manituo for Hunt the Sailors

"penis semaphore" — Manituo for Hunt the Sailors

Our reply: "Well HELLO, sailor! Your flagpole is looking very... shiny!"

"64 gallons of Napalm" — Taitenator (Crippling Depression) for From the Shadows

"The Light of Elendil" — Taitenator (Crippling Depression) for From the Shadows

That would indeed light things up!

"Theihuntteamareallevilandneedtobeducttapedtoeachotheronstage" — ZeroG for Mixed Messages

Some of the iHunt team would pay for that privilege.

In response to "you must carefully choose which portal you want to open":

"The one with nice things behind it please" — sedders123 (Crippling Depression) for Mixed Messages

People failing at Mario:

"why didn't they just give mario a gun" — jith100 for Let's-a go!

"wait what the fuck you can shoot oh my god" — jith100 for Let's-a go!

"cba m8 just give me the answer ty" — jith100 for Let's-a go!

"i keep fucking dying " — Manituo for Let's-a go!

"fucking hell I am inept at this game" — jith100 for Let's-a go!

"blow it out your ass" — BraveSerRobin (Two And A Half Programmers) for Where am I?

Our reply: "I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK"

"if you're not careful I'm going to upload a bunch of really grim pictures" — jith100 for Open your Windows

Bring it on, jith :3

"that may have been my icloud password... lol" — chuff (Yellows_r_us) for A-maze-ing

Chuffing it up, every LAN! Tell me, how many lights do you see?

"there are four lights" — chuff (Yellows_r_us) for Burn After Writing

"Turn it off and on again" — sedders123 (Crippling Depression) for Burn After Writing

"this isn't even a qr code" — jith100 for Burn After Writing

Correct, Jith.

"gary motherfucking oak" — iagowynne (Null reference pointer) for A Pixelated but Impressively-Executed Texture

"Give me afucking HINT DAMN IOT" — Rossiboi (The Mighty Mongoloids) for A Pixelated but Impressively-Executed Texture

Your frustration sustain us :) Having difficulty spelling:

"Ultra High Defintion" — Manituo for A Pixelated but Impressively-Executed Texture

"ULTRA HIGH DEFINTION" — Manituo for A Pixelated but Impressively-Executed Texture

"ultra high definiton" — Manituo for A Pixelated but Impressively-Executed Texture

I had no idea this guy existed but what an awesome name:

"Piet Pieterszoon Hein" — Leithall (TaylorMoon) for A Pixelated but Impressively-Executed Texture

Issues with our amazing quadruple-A game:

"Out of habit, I keep trying to crouch and run forward. (Ctrl+W)..." — Dataforce for Safe and Sound

"this game is a 6.2 out of 10 too many tables" — BraveSerRobin (Two And A Half Programmers) for Safe and Sound

"The really terrible chair textures are amusing" — Dataforce for Safe and Sound

"I don't even know why I'm still running around this, as I can't go "here"" — Dataforce for Safe and Sound

"0118 999 88199 9119 725 ... 3" — Steampunk_Sam (RGBeeGees) for Safe and Sound

Two people on the iHunt team didn't recognise this number and thought you were just guessing random digits. They have been sent for re-education.

"tnetennba" — jith100 for A Garman

"tnetennba" — chuff (Yellows_r_us) for A Garman

"as if tnetennba isn't an unlock" — jith100 for A Garman

You make a good point. Unfortunately the person responsible is already in re-education. (We also added one just for you)

"I like cheese" — ZeroG for A Garman

That's nice ZeroG. Our reply: "We'll come round and blast out YMCA at you"

"I don't want to disturb the guy sitting there" — CodIsAFish (The A Team) for Through the Tubes

That's not how iHunt works!

"thebiggestblackestdick" — Danderlyon (Victorious Secret) for Through the Tubes

Did you mean to put that in pornhub?

Some people got a bit frustrated and typed a lot of garbage:

"qwetqwtgasdg]asd;'/fg]sadg];asd]g;as]dg;]dsagasdg]asdrfasdsadfgasdfr]#" — Rossiboi (The Mighty Mongoloids) for Interchange your Information

"agagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" — ZeroG for Mixed Messages

"MTk2MzExMjExNzExNDEwMzEwMTAwMA==" — Takamaru (Bruce Hindsyth) for Interchange your Information

We actually decoded some of your base64, I hope you're happy. People had trouble deciphering my layered text without the super-secret method to separate the layers:

"he washed but he had eaten 72 cats" — Leithall (TaylorMoon) for Micro- and Macroscopics

"areola" — jith100 for Micro- and Macroscopics

Our reply: "we're rubbing ours"

"0118 999 88199 9119 725" — Deathmendockx (RGBeeGees) for Stepping Stones

You missed the 3!

"this one makes me sad... enjoy my tears!" — netvyper (Step on snek) for Stepping Stones

"walking through this is almost as arduous as actually walking through the NEC" — jith100 for Stepping Stones

Goooood.

"He protec but he also attac" — sedders123 (Crippling Depression) for The Trailblazer

Our reply: "Who? Do you mean Conan? He only attac. Need healing :("

"tank and spank" — Niyxar for The Trailblazer

Our reply: "Meet me at M19 bb"

"but most importantly" — CodIsAFish (The A Team) for The Trailblazer

"What the fuck is this" — CodIsAFish (The A Team) for The Trailblazer

"helpful hints as ever guys :D" — Xik for The Trailblazer

:3

"the three faces of fear" — Rossiboi (The Mighty Mongoloids) for Rogueish

"MAKE IT MORE RETRO THEN" — Danderlyon (Victorious Secret) for Rogueish

"Wally the Wonder Badger" — Lavinder (m0nkeynutz) for Rogueish

I want to meet this badger.

"Dominos garlic and herb" — CSaur (Invaders) for Watch Your Step

"are you sure its not garlic and herb" — CSaur (Invaders) for Watch Your Step

I have no idea who put that dip at the end of that trail, but we giggled a lot when you asked if it was significant :)

"i know u can read this" — muu (Saor Gamers) for Watch Your Step

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"I'm not even sure there are any blue arrows in this hall" — CSaur (Invaders) for Watch Your Step

"This 5 second cool down feels very limiting :P" — Steampunk_Sam (RGBeeGees) for Watch Your Step

"So much walking, damn you Ihunt team! DAAAAMN YOUUUUU!!!!" — Steampunk_Sam (RGBeeGees) for Watch Your Step

Let the hatred (and spam) flow through you!

"WE KNOW ITS BRAILLE WE CANT FEEL THE FUCKING LETTERS " — CodIsAFish (The A Team) for In the Land of the Blind, the One Handed Man is King

"IT SAYS GARBAGE, OK? IT MAKES NO SENSE. YOUR MORSE CODE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!" — pingue (Step on snek) for The Perfect Desk Top Computer

Goood. Gooooooood! Let the hatred (and ultrasound) flow through you!

"No. No we can't . Get them you self " — theodonal (Yellows_r_us) for The Perfect Desk Top Computer

"THIS CANNOT CONTINUE" — Butcher (Fragsoc 1) for The Perfect Desk Top Computer

"More code are you fucking kidding me" — CodIsAFish (The A Team) for The Perfect Desk Top Computer

PERFORM OUR TASKS! DANCE FOR US!

Fragsoc, failing to find the start of the morse:

"Who's this he it speaks of?!" — Exilion (Fragsoc 1) for The Perfect Desk Top Computer

Yellows, unable to draw boxes:

"my box is 200 bloody px wide!" — chuff (Yellows_r_us) for The Perfect Desk Top Computer

"Take your 200x200 box and shove up your hard drive !!!! " — theodonal (Yellows_r_us) for The Perfect Desk Top Computer

Our reply: "Blow it out your zip drive!"

"titnerse" — pingue (Step on snek) for The Perfect Desk Top Computer

I don't know what that is but I wish I did.

"this radio sucks" — CSaur (Invaders) for The Numbers, Mason!

Yes, yes they did.

In addition, many people expressed their affection for Wizzo and his Mum:

"wizzo" — thedonut (Dulse Busters) for From the Shadows; "wizzosmum" — Manituo for Beyond the Veil; "wizzo" — Manituo for Beyond the Veil; "wizzosmum" — Al_Da_Best (Tigers) for A Garman; "wizzosmum" — Manituo for A Garman; "wizzoscum" — Manituo for A Garman; "wizzosmum?" — Al_Da_Best (Tigers) for Micro- and Macroscopics; "definitely wizzosmum" — Al_Da_Best (Tigers) for Through the Tubes; "wizzo" — Deathmendockx (RGBeeGees) for Watch Your Step; "wizzo" — fellastorm24 (Victorious Secret) for Watch Your Step; "wizzo" — CrouchingTiger (Invaders) for Watch Your Step

And their affection for us:

"penis" — Manituo for Beyond the Veil; "dickhead" — Manituo for Beyond the Veil; "cunt (says unspec)" — niax for Say What You See; "I'm so confused" — Taitenator (Crippling Depression) for Mixed Messages; "oh god screw you all" — Xik for Burn After Writing; "send nudes" — joejoe173 for A Pixelated but Impressively-Executed Texture; "fuck you" — joejoe173 for Through the Tubes; "cunts" — Rossiboi (The Mighty Mongoloids) for Through the Tubes; "dick" — fellastorm24 (Victorious Secret) for Through the Tubes; "dickfingers" — fellastorm24 (Victorious Secret) for Through the Tubes; "fuck this" — joejoe173 for Through the Tubes; "dick" — fellastorm24 (Victorious Secret) for The Trailblazer; "fucked" — iagowynne (Null reference pointer) for Rogueish; "send nudes" — beno754 (The Mighty Mongoloids) for Rogueish; "penis" — joejoe173 for Rogueish; "beth is a cunt" — joejoe173 for Rogueish; "fuck beth" — joejoe173 for Rogueish; "Cunt" — Lyxx (The Mighty Mongoloids) for Watch Your Step

Twelve people couldn't tell how many fingers I had and guessed "agliw" instead of "aglow" on The Calm Before The Storm. The Mighty Mongoloids were even sadder than Crippling Depression, saying "sadface" a total of 7 times. A lot of people thought we might have left our answers set to default: 10 guessed "password" to various puzzles. One person who shall remain anonymous got a bit confused with the letters in the Haptics puzzle

"kike" — [a terrible person] for In the Land of the Blind, the One Handed Man is King

I mean, I know we're horrible people but JESUS CHRIST!

And some people may have got a little bit more disheartened than we planned:

"i wish for the sweet release of death" — CodIsAFish (The A Team) for In the Land of the Blind, the One Handed Man is King

Though the most memorable guess has got to be the following, by ZeroG:

“Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running Go save Princess Peach! Go! Today, full of energy, Mario runs Today, full of energy, jumping! Today, full of energy, searching for coins Today, keep going, Mario! Get a mushroom – it’s Super Mario! Get a flower – it’s Fire Mario! Goomba! Troopa! Buzzy Beetle! Beat them all! Mario is always full of energy and strong! [Spoken] The only one who can reverse the spell that has captured the Mushroom People is Princess Peach. But Princess Peach is hidden underground, in a far-off castle. Ah, the days of peace … if we could once more return to those days … to save Princess Peach and bring peace back to the Mushroom Kingdom, that is why Mario is on his journey today. Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running Go and beat the Koopa tribe, go! Today, full of energy, Mario runs Today, full of energy, jumping! Today, full of energy, searching for coins Today, keep going, Mario! Get a star – become invincible! Quickly, go save Princess Peach! Lakitu! Blooper! Cheep Cheep! Beat them all! Mario is always full of energy and strong! Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running He’s made it to the castle and gets fireworks! Lightly sidestepping the Hammer Bros. Show the last of your power, Mario! It’s been a long journey but it’s nearly at an end You’ve done it, you’ve done it! You’ve defeated Bowser! Princess Peach says, ‘Thank you’ Mario’s got a great big heart! Mario’s adventure is over for now, but Mario’s dream lives forever…”